Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

bad fits

When someone's outfit is bad

Damn bro, what you wearin, that's bad fits

by Str8outtaBronxB December 15, 2017

Butch Fit

When someone is wrong, has no answers and throws their toys out of the pram as a result

Andy said to Adam “if you cut a sandwich in 2 how many sandwiches do you have?” Adam says “One” when it’s actually two...

*Adam leaves group chat*

Andy says “Adams had a butch fit”

by jammyfucker January 6, 2021

friction fit

technical term for shoving something into a tight spot and hoping it'll stick

My dad saved money on screws by making a friction fit chair. Now I have a broken tailbone.

by resamoc June 4, 2023

fit ficcy

A champion bloke who’ll never let you down except for in bed. Loves cheezels and the boys. Isn’t a member of the triple digit gang but is exempt and still a memeber of the ficcys.

That fit ficcy just pumped a cheezel and skolled his beer

by Frothy March 4, 2018

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst April 17, 2006

tit fit

when someone wears your shirt and permanently stretches it with their boobs

"your girlfriend ruined that shirt when she tit fit it"

by ifli August 8, 2009