Fist fucked in the fart box

The amazing feat of having a fist in ones anus.

"Holy crap"
"What?"
"You know Mike right?"
"Yes"
"Well I told him U of M rules and the Spartans stink."
"Why are you limping?"
"Well um. I got Fist fucked in the fart box, dry. No lube"
"AWE SICK!"...and you let him"
"I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE, he loves the Spartans, he went full psycho."

by Not ewf June 13, 2014

get fucked dickhead

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'

mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead

by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016

I fucked my cousin

So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 12, 2018

Snout Fucked

Using the snout of a small dog to penetrate the vaginal cavity. Sometimes lubrication is necessary.

"Autumn snout fucked me last night, it felt better than my boyfriend!"

by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2009

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 2, 2005

flea fucked

to be ripped off by someone beneath you

"I bought an eighth off Billy's little brother, and look at it ... there can't be more than a teenth here!"

"It looks like you've been flea fucked, mate!"

by The Turtle's Head November 19, 2007

Poodle Fucked

When someone's hair is poofy and somewhat wavy, looking as if their head was fucked up the anus by a poodle.
Fuck, poodle

Shea's hair always looks like she was poodle fucked.

by Forgotten-one December 28, 2005