Fantasying

The act of checking fantasy sports.

I am fantasying right now, I decided to start Peyton Manning over Tony Romo. I better win this week.

by C2daLail February 4, 2010

Fantasy funk

The emotional slump hardcore fantasy football fans go into after the football season is over with.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna go out Monday night for a beer?
Person 2: No. I can't. I'm too depressed that football is over with. Mondays won't be the same again for me until September.
Person 1: You gotta snap outta your fantasy funk, dude.

by Lo Fo Sho February 21, 2010

fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.

How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.

by tom hum April 18, 2010

Fantasy Docking

The filthy act of one man day dreaming about banging a super hot woman and then realizing that he is in fact fucking another mans penis.

Reamer tried to imagine that he was getting it on with Lindsey L. (pre-coked out crackwhore status) and was rubbing her breasts when all of a sudden he realized she had really hairy tits and her cooter felt funny too, then he realized he was just fantasy docking again and had is cock shoved in the cap of his hairy buddy Rosco's schlong... He came anyway

by ScoobaSteveTX November 3, 2010

factasy

(n) a fictional work which portrays an elaborate account of a particular historical event or movement in a more or less believable way, but using fictitious source material.

A case can be made for Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code being the central text of the Factasy genre; however, an equally compelling case can be made for the inclusion of such divergent works as Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell

by Tipsy Pipsi April 19, 2011

Fantasy Whore

A girl you want to fuck but will never get. She lives in your fantasies and you fuck her every day until the frustration of never having her takes over your head and you start thinking of a new fantasy whore. Fantasy whore you try to forget can come back in while jacking off at any given time.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Jacking off to the fantasy whore."

by DJDaveNYC August 5, 2017

Fantasy Football Cuckold

Someone in a Fantasy Football league who takes extreme joy when other people draft his favorite Stud players

Frank Loves when someone Drafts Jay Cutler, he's such a Fantasy Football Cuckold

by Brizarian April 19, 2018