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facial tissue

A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.

A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.

Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.

They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
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Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.
Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.
by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022
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Facial

When a man released his kids onto a face (man or woman), typically after sex or a blowjob.
Sally told John not to cum in her mouth, so he gave her a facial instead.
by MikeN_Ike August 3, 2020
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Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.
“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”
by InkedShy September 26, 2020
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Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual
“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked
by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019
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Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow
“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”
by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017
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