facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Facial

When a girl gets squirted on with lotion in a knee position

Person 1: bro why does her face look so smooth
Person 2: yeah bro , she was over my place last night and I gave her a facial

by Callmenice😉 October 26, 2019

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girls face.

Brad: How’d the date go last broski?
Chad: Listen. Weather prediction for last night? 100% chance of Facial Hail

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

Facial Hail

When you have a massive load and you cum all over your girl’s face

Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*

by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.

Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?

by Becky#1 September 14, 2021

Facial Frommel

Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.

"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"

by Bretty Drops manufacturer September 19, 2021

facial waster

A person who upon being ejaculated on, especially on the face, proceeds to clean up without enjoying it. Only doing it to appease others or for clout.

Can you believe Crystal Methany went to that bukakke party and didn't even join in.

Yeah. She's such a facial waster.

by _s3v3r July 31, 2021