From Here to Eternity

From here to eternity - that's where she takes me
From here to eternity - with love, with love, with love
Baby - baby - baby gives me loving
Leaves me meaning nothing, nothing left to mean
Baby - baby - baby's got me sighing
Nearly has me dying, dying off to me

From here to eternity
That's where she takes me
From here to eternity
She does, she does, she does, she does
From here to eternity
That's where she leads me
From here to eternity
With love, with love, with love, with love

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

by macput1 June 10, 2016

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.

I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

(jews etc)

If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Esther

A beautiful Latina woman who tends to attract strange Asian men (normally in cars). Also, is very fun-loving and crazy. Loud and slightly addicted to coffee.

Asian guy: Hey I saw an extremely beautiful girl drinking coffee today, as I drove by. I think she was an Esther.
Asian friend: Nice one. I love me some Esther.

by Sexy beast on legs September 2, 2011

cursed eternity

The epitome of crappy metal bands.

Fuck Cursed Eternity. Cursed Eternity sucks.

by The Uninvited Guest June 10, 2004