Eating Crackers

Having sex, boning, screwing, fucking, humping, doing the nasty.

I was eating crackers with the entire Olympic men's swim team and fucking crumbled that shit.

by GrossGirl18 August 13, 2016

eating contest

An event held predominantly in the united states, yet the 300lbs americans all get beaten by a 130lb Japanese person.

I watched something called the 'glutton bowl' on TV soem years back and laughed as the announcers kept claiming they the competitiors were not guys they picked up off the street, but actually professional eaters.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004

eating yogurt with a fork

Doing some thing obscure or stupid without reason
Usualy used to insult someone who has just done something stupid

Person 1: so I just licked the wall

Person 2: might as well just be just be eating yogurt with a fork

by Halfworldproductions June 21, 2014

Parrot eating

Parrot eating occurs after murdering someone... it is a term from the pagemaster It refers to the contex "Kill him and eat his parrot," if you add this onto the end of a threat it becomes either more servere or more jokingly.

"Lets kill him and eat his parrot!" says one pirate to another as he stabs the man in question through the chest.

"OHHH Dani is gonna kill you, she is gonna kill you and eat your parrot!" says Julia to Maddie after hearing Maddie tell Kathleen Dani's secret.

by Jewelia December 13, 2004

Pie Eating Contest

A lesbian orgy

My girlfriend went to a pie eating contest at the fair, and doesn't like hot dogs any more.

by cloudedview August 1, 2008

Soul-sucking man-eating whore

Amanda Harlot of Limmerick

Amanda is a soul-sucking man-eating whore. :D

by Saaaaaraaaah October 10, 2004

eating out

when you you suck and lick and taste a girls pussy

Kate is so good at eating out. me and her last night licked each other all night

by ashleey May 18, 2008