Dwease

Someone who is stinky and has greasy hair all at once. Normally known as a person who needs a bath or shower

Hey, Jay is Dwease, and needs to shower.

by Geeekin May 28, 2025

dweeb

anime weebs or someone with little to no brain cells and who picks their nose and eats it

shut up you dweeb

by phatbussytings June 1, 2025

Dweef

The small squeaky sound made when air trapped under the foreskin gets pushed out.

“Bro, I moved too fast and accidentally let out a little dweef.”

by A.A.E December 6, 2025

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016

Sammy Dees

the man, the legend himself .... a true SAVAGE MOTHER FUCKER ... This man gets cross faded, drunk, high and he fucks bitches all night long. He pulls all the ladys including the one and only MAE JACKSON.

boy “was that sammy dees”
girl “holy shit yea”
boy “i have now seen god himself”

by taylor kinkaid January 2, 2019

Original Dweeb

When someone calls you out for not being original enough.

"Get original dweeb"

by Theonetruegamer March 28, 2019

Cousin Dweeb

A special sort of tweeker or a junky that always has atleast 2 objects in both hands, one of the objects of course being a dead lighter. Subject always has a million broken things found in the garbage to fix and three or four important jobs he's agreed to do but will enevitably flake on.

Boss: Why isn't anything done on this job yet!? And why is there briken garbage everywhere?!
Cousin Dweeb: Chill out boss, you know you can trust me...hey you got a hit?

by Edmenonymous April 8, 2019