sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

The Duck

A duck which lives in the center of the earth that will one day bring about the apocalypse unless mankind either keeps feeding him bread or uses water to cool down the earth's core.

"How can you not know about the duck unless you are some kind of douchebag?"

by supercoolpersondudeman February 1, 2009

Duck Division

A bunch of human rejects that have nothing better to do with their poor excuses of so called lifes, than to hack newgrounds.com.

Duck Division: Cyber Terrorists.

by LD Portion July 12, 2009

Fart In The Duck

The name of one of the most popular viral videos ever to be on YOUTUBE, consisting of Gnomes speaking dutch with english translations.

" When I finally saw that fart in the duck video, I laughed off my assie - nipples " !

by Uncle Puppy April 4, 2009

duckets

Legal tender. Dinero. Cash money.

Yo, I know I got the duckets here somewhere. Bling!

by Dizzle September 24, 2002

Duck duck nigga

A game based off of a children's game called "Duck duck goose." This game is much more sophisticated, as it is done with more competitiveness and sportsmanship. The "ducker" goes around in a circle, tapping people head saying "duck" as he/she/they/360 rainbow fire dragon apache helicopter taps each participants head. Eventually, when he/she/they/360 rainbow fire dragon apache helicopter decides too, they will say "NIGGA" as they tap a participants head. Then, the tappee will have to chase said "ducker" around the circle of people. If said "ducker" goes all the way around the circle and sits down before said "tappee" catches him, said "tappee" becomes said "ducker." If the ducker chooses a "black person" as their "nigga," they will be punched by every participant in the game.

Connor: Yo Tyrone you down to play duck duck nigga?
Tyrone: Okizzle cuh i give all of you wiggas the nigga pass for the next hour
Connor: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, NIGGA
EVERYONE: YOOOOOOOOOO YOU CHOSE SHAQUIQUI WHAT THE FUCK
*severe punch noises*
Kyle: Aight now that dat niggas dead let's keep playing
Kyle: duck, duck, duck, duck, NIGGA

by ThePreezyOfTheUnitedSteezy June 10, 2019

Duchovny

The act of creating a dutch oven that results in the person being put in the oven puking all over the person that created the oven originally.

Joe farted under the sheets repeatedly after eating refried beans and burritos repeatedly while his GF Jill got ready for bed. When Jill returned, Joe pushed her under the sheets and held them over her. Jill proceeded to puke all over Joe. It resulted in a nasty Duchovny.

by Duchovynator July 22, 2010