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Douchebag Day

Gym day when you just do arms and chest, weights only, no cardio.
Amit had a douchebag day yesterday so his arms are looking hench.
by WordPro32425 November 10, 2016
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douchebag

douche·bag
/ˈdo͞oSHbaɡ/

noun
Typically refers to a male, with an over inflated sense of self worth, in a addition to being overly cocky, generally under educated in there opions of other. Also possessing stereotypically aggressive behavior found in those with under developed Pre-frontal Cortex, causing low ability for examination of circumstances, or critical thinking. In addition such people also frequently suffer from a lack of communication between the Pre-frontal Cortex and the Amygdala causing a nearly non existent level of emotional intelligence.
F$@# he's such a douchebag!
by Sicvispacemparabellum December 3, 2016
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douchebag

"Yo, Brennan. See that dude vaping over there? Yah, he's a douchebag"
by K41n3n October 24, 2017
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douchebag

An arrogant bitch who ain't bout shit. They think they're hot when they are ugly as fuck.
Kevin is such a douchebag.
by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018
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Douchebag 1 & 2

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2
by SlimJam August 12, 2020
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Douchebag

People who wear toques and bucket hats, a black t-shirt, really baggy pants, and either Nike or Vans shoes, some of whom have skateboards but do not know how to skate, hang around the skatepark just to vape or smoke. If they have a brother who can drive, they will invite all their friends over to drink until they black out and force him to drive them home. they're a total joke to the world and thier mother fucker who think thier a gift sent from god not knowing the fact that their spoiled little shits who thrive on thier parents money and allowance then claim their rich then shows it off then spends it until they have nothing other than a couple dirty nickels hidden in their ass.
I cant stand these douchebags vaping on the bus and skateparks.
by Boiled_Babies May 2, 2023
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Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.
Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
by Peejkayne October 10, 2011
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