kong donking

The act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the vagina then a willing male or female hits them in the vagina violently screaming "YOU STOLE MY BANANA HOARD!" (if the female orgasms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)

I was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

by DSLP March 21, 2014

Xif-Donks

One who says "Shut the fuck up" quite frequently. Also hates the word "Imagine".

Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"
Alex: "Quit being such a Xif-Donks"
Kaiden: "Shut the fuck up"

by WalterTechTips May 18, 2020

donk

the d o n k

donkey kong has got a big d o n k

by that guy who likes to do thing April 27, 2022

Donk

A poop.

A singular turd.

Fecal matter.

Also the noise a cowbell makes.

Me: “EVERYBODY RUN I GOTTA DONK!!”
Me: *strikes the cowbell* *donk*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

Donk

Donk is an Australian Slang Term For Large Engine, Typically a Supercharged V8 Engine

Yeah, my Commadore's got a tough Donk under the hood

by Lucidity_OF_FRFR February 8, 2024

Donking out

Can be mistaken for donging out.

When you have been around eyeore to much.

Dan turned and said to Mr. Fister "Don't worry,im not going to donk out."

After spending a full day with eeyore, pooh began donking out.

by Donging hard August 2, 2025

Slabby Donk

Slabby donk is South Texas slang for a phat cock in the 361 area.

I went to my hynas house and hit her with that Slabby Donk

by Genghis Juan May 12, 2022