cat dive

A dive done from a diving board where the diver doesn't complete the intended dive & crashes into the water like a cat being thrown into a lake. Similar to a belly flop.

She did another cat dive.

by sludge September 23, 2006

disco diving

where a women with long hair puts a large amount of UV gel on her hair until it hardens and turns a UV light on so it shines and then fucks her boyfriend in the japs-eye to loud club music

tessa and i had sex and then she did some disco diving

by jack number 7 May 17, 2007

Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

by McNooget April 26, 2010

dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009

Dive Bomber

When, in the act of coitus, from a 45 degree angle and from about 2 or 3 feet, one shits upon either vagina or anus. Sometimes mouth.

I especially enjoy dive-bombing after a pink lemonade (see dictionary).

by Phillip James Robertson June 26, 2003

scuba diving

one who indulges in diving of the muff.

"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"

by andrew November 27, 2003