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Community collapse disorder

Also known as CCD- similar to Colony Collapse Disorder. A New Earth phenomenon similar to that of a colony collapsing. When a colony collapses, it’s usually due to 5G, radiation, or environmental damage. Communities in the New Earth are learning structures and models that work for a sustainable future. Many people think about building a community, buying land, but have never experienced actually living and working in a community. The idea sounds amazing, but the concept and manifestation of it can prove to be difficult. When a New Earth community collapses, it’s usually due to several factors.

Misalignment of community values and vision with its members
Lack of funds and/or property
Temporary lease of the space which leads to potential problems with money
Business centered models without heart centered intentions
Lack of organization/hierarchy
Transient community that doesn’t have centers where people hang out

Issues surrounding communication and authenticity

Large scale developments buy out large plots of land that could be used to develop community to create their next retreat center, hotel, restaurant
Improper usage of technology

Too many psychedelics and not enough integration
Too many groups, events, centers, flyers, all by people passing through, wanting to create a name for themselves, promote their business, which causes separation and dilutes the people in the community.
What’s going on in Tulum?!

They’re suffering from Community Collapse Disorder due to the environmental damage, lack of cohesiveness in the community, and too many business minded individuals and Burning Man folks with pipe dreams.
by theartofspontaneity September 26, 2021
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boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.
Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!
by QuacksO September 3, 2013
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Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder
by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012
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Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying
Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily
by vbzy20 November 17, 2018
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Sceeb Cell Disorder

Often fatal disease, when the heart pumps nicotine and it’s transported to the brain
The sceeb cell disorder has killed millions of niglets
by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018
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compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023
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Jae Personality Disorder

A disorder discovered by Jazmin Ann Mary Jae Bae Langley Soryu De Souza which is similar to Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), a mental disorder characterized by unstable moods, behavior, and relationships.
Similar to BPD, JPD has erratic behavior such as selfharm, mood swings, highs and lows, narcissistic and gay episodes, delusions, hallucinations, drugs, and obsessions.

If experiencing symptoms of JPD please let your professional therapist or psychiatrist know. JPD is dangerous and can result in permanent brain damage 🤓☝️
“omg you have Jae Personality Disorderyou’re so hot.”
by jaenalbeadfan123 January 13, 2023
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