When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.
"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"
"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!
"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!
by samedifference October 5, 2018
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dickleshitz is a VERY important word in the English lango it has much deep and thought provoking ideas in this one single word
holy dickleshitz!
by dickleshitz February 6, 2019
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Oh izzy you dickle!
by Turbo223 February 8, 2019
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by juanwayne361 March 8, 2019
Get the Dickle mug.When you start dating a guy and canât think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You donât want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.
Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: âI was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldnât even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.â
by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019
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