Deer Poof

The poop of a mammel that has hoofs, the males have antlers, and belongs to the family Cervidae.

My dog eats deer poof.

by Krista November 30, 2004

smug dater

when someone apprciates their own relationship to the point that it makes everyone around them want to throw up

dude frank is always boasting about his girlfriend analyse, hes a smug dater.

by whitepowerboy December 4, 2009

Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe

My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022

deer camp

When one person slips their penis into another's anus and urinates. Also known as peeing in the butt.

"Hey baby, Im going to deer camp you tonight"

by Chris Kbbbbbb June 21, 2006

Deer

An animal skin that is used to wrap a man's penis before sexual intercourse.

Condom, Rubber, Wrapper, Jimmy Protector

A rubber, prophylactic: when rolled onto and down to the shaft of a man's erect cock and then inserted into a woman's pussy, for use in sexual intercourse, it can 98% of the time prevent pregnancy and most sexually transmitted disease.

The Deer is used to collect a man's ejaculate - post coitally. It is advised to remove the Deer before the penis becomes flaccid and slips off accidentally - thereby negating the purpose of the Deer. Nobody likes a spill.

Men may also use the deer for anal or oral intercourse - mainly to prevent the spread of STD's.

Mr. Brady: Marsha, I can't screw you without a deer on this monster of a hard on - could you pass me one from the night-side table please?

Marsha: Yeah, I don't want to get knocked up either. Do you want me to roll the deer on you myself?

Mr. Brady: Would you? See if you can use your lips and tongue to do so - Shit! I wish we could ride bareback! Your mother would be trippin hard if this wrapper popped and knocked your shit up!

by L's and eights July 4, 2009

cue the deer

the moment when something so ridiculous has happened that nothing else can faze you or be weirder. Taken from the Chevy Chase movie "Funny Farm."

"I just saw twenty clowns in wheelchairs rolling down broadway. Cue the deer."

by pea October 12, 2005

determing

When someone is trying to write the word "determining," and they see the first "in" and think it's time to add the "g". In reality, they skipped an entire -in- segment and are, in fact, retarded.

Jesse is determing whether his science study partner is an idiot or not.

by Chemistry Goddess March 28, 2009