desperate to be offended

Individual or group seeking any and all reasons, real or perceived, to take offense.

She is constantly scrolling, sniffing everybody's ass because she's so desperate to be offended . She's really taken virtue signaling to the next level.

by Laughing Goat January 2, 2025

Deperfusion

Deperfusion, otherwise known as waste removal, is when carbon dioxide goes from the bloodstream to the lungs and out of your body when you exhale.

I find the process of Deperfusion really interesting!

by ThomasNZ January 25, 2025

deperi

sticking your cock covered in peanut butter in a alligators asshole using mud and swamp water as lubrication

i deperi’d debra vangieson yesterday in the everglades

by anonymous February 3, 2025

deperi

deperi- sticking your cock covered in peanut butter in a alligators asshole using mud and swamp water as lubrication

i deperi’d debra vangieson yesterday in the everglades

by anonymous February 3, 2025

Desperate

Noun:

A song from Jamie MacDonald. One of her best songs. She wrote it when her father was dying.

I'm at the end of myself and I'm
Tired, I've tried all that I know to do
Right now it's just by a thread but I'm
I'm hanging on to You
I'm running out of hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
Desperate
Desperate
Oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
Prayed all the prayers I can pray but I
I won't stop knocking 'til You open the door
You can move a mountain
You can calm a storm
I know You can 'cause I've seen it before
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
And You're my only hope
I need a miracle
And if I ever needed You, it's right now
Oh God, I'm desperate
Down on my knees
Send help from Heaven
'Cause that's what I need
Redeem this wreckage
Restore my peace
I'm not asking, I'm begging
Lord, come through for me
I need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
(Oh) oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm
desperate
desperate
oh, I need Heaven, need Heaven and I'm.
(Desperate).

by Speedqueen March 29, 2026

deloera

Very hot I love my daddy Chris he’s very handsome and if anyone (girls) try’s to talk to him yall are getting shot up, ran over, or killed by a hitman when u lest expect it I don’t play about my man especially him he’s so handsome and I love everything about him stay tf away from him.

DELOERA: VERY HANDSOME AND CUTE HES VERY FUNNY TO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES MY MAN AND I DONT PLAY ABOUT MY MAN BITCH SO BACK TF OFF IF U TRYNA TALK TO HIM I LOVE MY MANS LAST NAME

by I love my man March 21, 2025

deloera

Very hot I love my daddy Chris he’s very handsome and if anyone (girls) try’s to talk to him yall are getting shot up, ran over, or killed by a hitman when u lest expect it I don’t play about my man especially him he’s so handsome and I love everything about him stay tf away from him.

DELOERA: VERY HANDSOME AND CUTE HES VERY FUNNY TO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES MY MAN AND I DONT PLAY ABOUT MY MAN BITCH SO BACK TF OFF IF U TRYNA TALK TO HIM I LOVE MY MANS LAST NAME

by I love my man March 21, 2025