Jake Paul's Disease

If you're watching Jake Paul's ass-giving, shit-living videos, CONGRATULATIONS! I'll see in you're funeral!

Max: Jake Paul's videos are sick!
Dr. James: Of course they are! You're infected you tiny bitch! It's called Jake Paul's Disease!

by Why the fuck are you reading? November 9, 2018

HBD (Head Bobbing Disease)

HBD is Probably the most laziest ways of animation ever known. HBD is a growing cancer cell that infects animators in this community known as the 'meme animators' community which has a confirmed pedo art tracer as a member. HBD is only good when it's used in porn.

Carla: Look at my animation meme that I made!
Ashley: That aint animation, just head bobbing lol.
Carla: NO IT ISN'T THIS IS AMAZING REEEEee!!!1
Ashley: I'm afraid that you have been infected with HBD (Head Bobbing disease)
Carla: You don't understand! *hiss*1

by BasementDwellingFuck March 27, 2019

blind stan disease

blind stan disease; when you stan someone for a certain amount of time, but only realize their flaws after you unstan

i only realized *celeb* was so manipulative towards their fans after i unstanned them. can't believe i had blind stan disease.

by Dramayanti May 13, 2020

Ashy Knees Disease

Ashy Knees disease is a "disease" that make your knees look very ashy, usually because they have no moisture such as lotion. Ashy Knees disease can spread everywhere, such as your elbows, ankles, cheeks and nose. Make sure to lotion up before leaving the house, especially during the winter as during that season ashy knees disease is very, very visible.

Friend: "Omg have you heard that Miles has ashy knees disease?"

Me: "I told his dumb self to use lotion everyday! If he listened to me, his knees wouldn't be so ashy!"

by SpookyBlackBabe October 2, 2021

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease

(Note that this just a joke and is not real so please don't take it seriously)

Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease is a hugely rare disease that makes a person laugh uncontrollably until they physically cannot breath. This usually accures when something funny is said to the person or if the person thinks of something they think is funny. The meaning behind the disease's name is from Joaquin Phoenix, who is famous for playing Joker in the DC film of the same name. In the film, he suffers from a illness very similar to this where he will laugh miniacly without his free will. Side effects of Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease include, laughing uncontrollably, sore throat and lungs, unable to control breathing processes and even death.

Person 1: *says something funny*
Person 2: *starts laughing uncontrollably for several minutes*
Person 1: wow dude are you okay??
Person 2: yeah I'm fine I just have Joaquin Phoenix Joke Disease, it happens all the time.
Person 1: Oh okay see you later bro.
Person 2: *continues to laugh and choke cutely in Japanese*

by mysticfr0g December 26, 2021

mark waters disease

Mark waters disease also known as Mark waters disease

Mark waters disease is a form of disease and not a disease example you got Mark waters disease

by Sinotyrannus November 17, 2022

White Mold Disease

A chemical reaction in which tape media formats like VHS and audio cassettes are contaminated with crystal-like white powders. This occurs when storing tapes on a bad environment or being unused for a long time. Moldy tapes are easy to damage devices that use magnetic tapes, and can make them unplayable.

Moldy tapes are very easy to remediate, but it can be a time-consuming practice.

My old VHS tapes were infected with the infamous White Mold Disease, so I'm glad that I cured them by removing white powders.

by Ryan900USAYT January 27, 2023