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old cuck

Someone that calls everything new, or at least new to the old cuck, "hipster".
Lets go eat at that new place.
Old Cuck: Nah, that's hipster food.

Let's go check out that new store in the mall.
Old Cuck: That store is for hipsters!
by Anon7495623 December 7, 2016
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Money Cuck

A person who is a cuck but instead of women they cuck you out of any available money which could of been yours and then claiming it for themselves
Man Jerry is a real Money Cuck I was trying to get extra hours but instead he explains that he deserves the money more than me.
by PPman711 January 14, 2020
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Cretaceous-Cuck

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"
Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.
by Drizzller November 23, 2020
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Cuck pig

One who dabbles heavily in the art of cuckolding their partner to third parties, however, a cuck pig will snort, scoff, and squeal with complete and utter delight amongst the activities taking place, not leaving any amount of bodily fluids un raveged, slurpping and sucking the shit, piss and cum off of every surface while experiencing sheer delight watching as their partner gets dominated by the alpha subject whose sexual capabilities far surpass his own.
Your sissy boyfriend is a joke, i bet hed love to slurp your piss and suck up my shitty cum as i pull out of your tight asshole. You definitely deserve better than that Cuck pig
by The Cuck Pig May 1, 2020
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Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.
Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.
by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017
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cuck fu

Noun. The art of unnecessarily defending ones masculinity.
"Johnny's a cuck fu master."
"Why's that?"

"He has so come up with an excuse to say he enjoys girly drinks."
by Hazemaster247 June 27, 2017
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Cuck butter

When you hire a dairy farmer to have sex with you wife. When he cums you mix his semen in milk to make cuck butter
Lisa: Requis and i had a lovely brunch with my husband today. We enjoyed some cuck butter and crosionts.

Susan: what the fuck
by Cuckbutterandtoast May 5, 2018
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