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old cuck

Someone that calls everything new, or at least new to the old cuck, "hipster".

Lets go eat at that new place.
Old Cuck: Nah, that's hipster food.

Let's go check out that new store in the mall.
Old Cuck: That store is for hipsters!

by Anon7495623 December 7, 2016