Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.

This person just got into a penis crash!

by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024

Spongebobian Crash Out

A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.

Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.

by The Possum of Wisdom December 28, 2024

passive crash out

When you have something to deal with that's worth crashing out, but you're calm enough not to; yet the crash out still happens internally.

(Made up two days ago)

You: "I failed the exam I studied 40 hours for, I'm about to crash out"
Bro: "let's have a 'passive crash out'

by klo&cori2 January 28, 2025

subway crash

A party game where two guys touch urethras and cum at the exact same time, and if any cum gets on the floor, the guys have to lick it up.

jorck: hey how was that party last night
blob: cool we played subway crash
jorck: oh word

by branmanfan52 February 3, 2025

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out (lose your shit) but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person A: Did you hear Jessie punched Sam in the Jaw, shot her, and then stomped on her face?

Person B: Didn’t Sam suggest jessie make amends with her ex after he cheated on her with SAM??!

Person A: Yeah i think so.

Person B: Eh, reasonable crash out, i would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Reasonable Crash Out

When you Crash Out but the situation is so messed up you’re justified.

Person 1: Yo! I just saw our neighbor setting her husband’s car on fire!

Person 2: Wait didn’t he cheat on her with her best friend while she was pregnant?

Person 1: Yeah, I think so.

Person 2: Eh, reasonable crash out, I would’ve done the same.

by ThunderousKirin March 10, 2025

Unreasonable Crash out

The act of getting angry and usually yelling or crying due to unreasonable circumstances

"I can't believe the teacher got mad and sent me to the office because I stood up in class. Unreasonable crash out"

by anonymous March 16, 2025