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Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.
Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!
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"Covert" means hidden, not discussed, kept under wraps.

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Every large country has its own center for covert ops operations within its security structure.
covert by al-in-chgo March 23, 2010

Coversation 

When two people suddenly employ a fake conversation to avoid someone within earshot from hearing the previous, private conversation.
Soo my mom walked in the room when I was talking with Jim about the massive amount of Smirnoff's we downed on friday, and I had to make a quick coversation with him about an english paper.
Coversation by sorad101 May 27, 2008

covering risk 

(FINANCE) using financial derivatives to guarantee against losses. Typically used by non-traders, such as companies engaged in international commerce, to protect themselves against foreign exchange risk (i.e., the possibility that a customer's currency will decline in value).
BILL: You know, I think that financial derivatives are just a huge sinkhole. The people who trade them are just a bunch of wankers who move bits of paper around but add nothing of value.

ANNA: Well, they do provide some important benefits.

BILL: Name one.

ANNA: Covering risk, for one. If you're an airline, you need those aviation fuel options.
covering risk by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream 

Wow your vagina looks like a Blown Out Tater Biscuit covered with sour cream after we had sex.
Cojer just means "get" in a number of Hispanic countries; it's mostly Mexicans who say "I'm gonna get that girl" to refer to fucking.
In Puerto Rico, where "cojer" just means "get" ("fuck" is "joder") the expression "Cojelo suave!" ("get it smooth!", literally) just means "take it easy!"

I once said "cojelo suave!" to a Mexican, though, and he replied "Voy a cojerlas todas suave!", meaning "I'm gonna fuck 'em all (the girls) smoothly!" He knew what I meant, but made a neat joke out of it.
cojer by Sharks April 12, 2007