couch frog

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

I heard that!
Damn couch frogs!

by kjmorley March 7, 2008

Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018

couch jump

The physical act of jumping between two or more couches. Often accompanied by singing.

Chris was couch jumping today, he has that couch-jump fever.

by Chris Langner March 4, 2009

Couch Pumpkin

when a fat butted bitch hogs the couch for an extended length of time

"that couch pumpkin is still playing that stupid fucking game."

"what a cunt."

by dragunWarrior February 20, 2012

Couch Patato

A lazy person who sits on a couch and be lazy all day

Dont be such a couch patato

by Couch patato666 May 9, 2023

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.

When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.

"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."

by paul-e-d October 17, 2012