Auto-correct

A new technological advancement in many electronic devices for use in social media. This advancement can either be a blessing or a curse. It posses the power to help your vocabulary when you don't know how to spell a word or make you sound like a complete utter dumb ass.

I tried texting my girlfriend that i was horny but that god damn auto-correct changed it to hirny, way to cock block me phone.

by daddyd-deadpool May 4, 2015

take it to the corner

The term means to run the clock down and comes from a tactic employed in soccer. When a team wishes to waste time towards the end of the game they take the ball to the corner and do as little as possible with it while keeping it in play.
When you don't feel like doing work towards the end of the day you may just jump on the internet to get you through to the end.

To coworker: "man I am tired and bored, I can't do any more work so I am going to take it to the corner."

by h.p.s June 1, 2009

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

I SWEAR IF I GET ONE MORE GRAMMARLY AD I WILL ACTUALLY LOSE MY SHI-

grammarly ad dude: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read
ANY PERSON: AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by [insert user here] January 22, 2022

Cornerstone Chapel

The most amazing church in the world! It is located in Leesburg, VA and is a branch off of the Calvary Chapel in Costa Mesa, CA. It is nondenominational Christian and follows the Bible. Their beliefs are that Jesus died on the cross for man's sin and that we should all be living our lives for God. Christ has plan for everyone's life and Cornerstone Chapel believes that He can move mountains.

The Bible is here to spread God's word! Cornerstone Chapel rocks!

James 1:2-4

John 16:33

Joshua 1:9

Jeremiah 29:11

1 John 1:9

John 3:16

Ephesians 2:4-5

by mrody4 February 7, 2010

Political correctness

Mealy-mouthed attempt at getting people to avoid superficial expressions of bigotry, which ends up debasing the language without dealing with the stupidity underlying most hates and fears. Merely ends up giving the bigots one more thing to snarl at and, yes, it really can impose a tyranny of its own. Many examples of allegedly common politically correct speech are urban myths ... which we could still have done without.

Some (real and imaginary) examples of political correctness:

You're not black (in the USA), you're African-American.
(As Whoopi Goldberg once commented, and I may be paraphrasing, "My ancestors didn't come through generations of the slave trade and the Civil Rights movement to end up hyphenated.")

You're not crippled, you're differently abled.

You're not a member of the Undead, you are biometrically challenged.

You're not an android, you are an artificial person.

by Fearman August 19, 2007

Political Correctness

Intellectual colonialism and psychological fascism for the creation of thought crime.

Thanks to Political Correctness it's now 'wrong' for me to think certain thoughts, and that isn't right.

by Yurp Dihiggon July 22, 2014

nobody puts baby in a corner

the most romantic thing ever said to a girl in the best chick flick ever. (dirty dancing) this is just before patrick swayze sweeps jennifer grey off her feet and proceeds to show her stuck up father how well she can dance, and finally perform the lift.

johnny: nobody puts baby in a corner.

by break1tdown March 15, 2007