Tadpole Corral

A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.

Get your tadpole corral of my sandwich asshole.

by Petrabid July 29, 2016

auto correct

the aboination in your iphone that screws up your relationship.

Jenny: hat babe. watchu doing?

Matt: "hat"??

Jenny: sry. i ment "hay". damn auto correct.

by ivygurl45 February 19, 2017

Auto correct

It makes your life hell by auto correcting to other words completely different subjects e.g from pens to penis but, you know you can spell without it so you can't turn it off.

Auto correct is killing my social life.

by Iampaigercat December 11, 2017

eric cornelius

Someone who smokes a lot of pot and parties all the time. He resepects everybody but fights all the time. He is fearless.

Eric Cornelius took a big hit ma dude.

by Anonymous #17593 December 15, 2017

Auto correct

An excuse for someone to type down some shit and getaway with it by saying “auto correct omg so sorry”

Son: I love you mom
Mom: I fucked you too son
Son: Oh
Mom: OMG AUTO CORRECT

by Mc Transitator January 29, 2018

Orto correct

Auto correct but for Dyslexic people

I fucking hate orto correct

by MrDyslexic June 17, 2019

Golden Corral

A Golden Corral is when you’re sexually aroused when a horse pees on you.

Example 1: I’m going over to Goldie and Carl’s ranch for a Golden Corral.

by weallcannibal April 15, 2020