Cooter Butter

A reference to one of the most hilarious forum posts in the history of the internet.

I can't find any lube, here's some butter for your cooter, I put it in the microwave for 8 minutes... cooter butter.

by tomx569 June 18, 2017

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cooter mooch

When one eats out a female waitress prior to getting their final check in order to receive a substantial discount.

"Joe quickly cooter mooched to to save $20 on his three course dinner"

by Dangdoerr August 14, 2017

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A female’s vagina that has come across multiple dicks.

Billy: I heard Ashley had a really loose cooter cave
Joe: True, i think I’ve been up there 2 times

by curlyaiden August 17, 2017

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a female body part also know as a pussy (see pussy).

Southern VA slang.

Guy: Damn shawty rode my face with that cooter like a damn pornstar.

by overestimated December 16, 2017

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My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!

by BatesLane January 28, 2018

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by Jonnierocks May 17, 2018

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A creepy old man that lives in east Tennessee

Cooter scares me

by Yass Queen_ May 20, 2018

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