cookie monster eyes

a person who has eyes that look around the store

the old man who works at a hot dog stand has cookie monster eyes

by ant-tony July 31, 2009

cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?

by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010

cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

Cookie Ninja

Someone who is extremely proficient at stealing cookies without being spotted, regardless of how many people are in the vicinity.

Guy sees cookie.
Guy reaches for cookie.
Cookie disappears.
Guy cries.
Cookie Ninja has won.

by DLTZ April 28, 2013

Cookie Dough Cough

A bad chest cold accompanied by the hacking up of pale, thick mucous that resembles cookie dough.

I think something is going around at work. I came down with a sore throat and a cookie dough cough.

by Detr May 16, 2013

Cookie smack

vagina punch, only "playful"

It was kinda weird, but I sure didn't mind the cookie smack.

by cookie smack September 9, 2013

cookie duff

a girl with a nice tight butt

That girl standing in line has a nice little cookie duff

by DadaC October 1, 2013