Coming down with a case of the Winonas 

A phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. Derived from Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting scandal.

Kay: "Hey, do you wanna go to Abercrombie after school???"
May: "I thought you couldn't afford their clothes."
Kay: "Well, I think I may be coming down with a case of the Winonas..."
May: "Ohhh, you're BAD. But sure, I'll come."

Coming down with a case of the Winonas by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008

Corning on the cob 

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

Corning on the cob by Jakercut August 18, 2016

Continge 

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.

Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis

Continge by Lownico October 9, 2017

contingency 

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).

contingency by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

coming up sideways 

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.

"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."

coming up sideways by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020

Cherry Coking

When a woman is bleeding out of her vagina.

Damn bitch are you cherry coking? you got a nasty attitude.

Cherry Coking by drawback818 August 12, 2009

vennessa cloninger 

funny ass girl and she's the plug don't let her fool you. plus she's pretty asf!!!! and her nickname is finnessa cloneanigga.

vennessa cloninger is the biggest plug you will meet

vennessa cloninger by yo its the pothead November 15, 2017