Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by Jakercut August 18, 2016

Continge

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.

Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis

by Lownico October 9, 2017

contingency

A state that begins with paradox-as-a-value (null point) and ends in gradualism (linear time).

Contingency naturalizes (processizes) as a meta-state (self-paradox), self-actualizes as a null value (paradox-as-a-point), and emerges as a phenomenon (linearism (curve)).

by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019

coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.

"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."

by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020

Cherry Coking

When a woman is bleeding out of her vagina.

Damn bitch are you cherry coking? you got a nasty attitude.

by drawback818 August 12, 2009

vennessa cloninger

funny ass girl and she's the plug don't let her fool you. plus she's pretty asf!!!! and her nickname is finnessa cloneanigga.

vennessa cloninger is the biggest plug you will meet

by yo its the pothead November 15, 2017

moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

by nigga148 October 19, 2019