condom

A type of contraceptive measure. A condom is a protective cover worn over the penis during sex. If its used correctly, it catches semen when you cum, which stops the woman becoming pregnant. It also plays a majot role in stopping you catching STDs including AIDS, Ghonnoroea and Chlamydia.
Condoms come in a variety of shapes, sizes and thicknesses. Each one is a better fit for you, or may better during anal sex, oral sex or normal sex.
Also called rubbers or johnnys.

"put a condom on, i don't wanna get your cum in me"

by Oli87 June 22, 2007

Obama Condom

Protection Fail!

Dude! You got Herpes from that chick??? I told you not to use the Obama Condom! You should've gone with the Bush Dental Dam! It may not have been the most appealing option, but at least you can trust that it won't break under pressure!

by Giggles88 January 20, 2009

Condom Wrapper

A female version of the douchebag or a female who dates douchebags

This resort is full of douchebags and condom wrappers. I was at the bar ordering a drink and that condom wrapper cut in front of me and got orange tanning cream all over my shorts. I hope her douchebag boyfriend doesn't see it.

by Honey Do July 24, 2011

Mexican Condom

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.

"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"

by chumpguy December 31, 2013

Condimentophobic

An unusual, unreasonable and persistent fear of condiments.

Vlad: "Steve, do you want some ketchup for your fries?"

Sean: "Vlad, you crackhead idiot, Steve is Condimentophobic!"

Steve: "yeah!"

by XOteric March 14, 2010

double condom

A double condom is slang for a bad idea in the guise of a good idea.

Making this field required is a double condom.

by P ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dog December 28, 2015

condom

A necessary evil for most relationships, an uncomfortable, awkward device designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and std's. Easier to operate for the less physically endowed male. Various sizes are misleading as none of them work perfectly for certain men as they all are of a tight fitting nature. The pill is a better alternative in a proper trusting relationship where you are sure about your partner's history. Causes many men to lose feeling/sensation especially later in life. Often a cause of friction in relationships as some women dont show a lot of sympathy or understanding of the fact that these objects are fiddly, kill the passion and reduce pleasure, and often wouldnt consider for one moment using a female version. However, if you are a player, dont muck about, bite the bullet and use the thing. We know it's crap but its the best of a bad bunch. Awaiting better invention

'i have a condom''do I have to put this thing on...its like wearing my mac in a bath?'

'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a thing? Aw bollocks, it's gone again!'

by Ricohard May 5, 2009