close in

When you shut yourself in your room and bring all the food and entertainment you need for however long you'd like to stay. Taking showers is optional

Joe hadn't left his house in a week because he was doing a close in

by mettycandy November 29, 2019

The Bank's Closed.

When referring to kissing, denying the kiss of it's happening...

*Boy leans in for kiss*

Girl: Sorry, but the bank's closed.

by TheNewJoanRivers December 8, 2010

clog

To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.

Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging."
Paul: "You moron, everyone knows you have to sit down when you piss after ejaculation!"

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) December 14, 2008

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008

don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.

Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).

by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007

close friends

another word for fuck buddies - Seren

We use to be close friends now shes my bitch.

by Seren April 22, 2005

Closedverse Dramatica

A wiki based on the social media closedverse, created by Gnarly and others. Its primary inspiration is Encyclopedia Dramatica, but instead of going for comedic or irony like old ED, it instead tries (and fails, unsurprisingly) to emulate the post-2004 ED with its constant admin brown nosing, lack of self awareness, blatant slander and shit flinging at basically random popular people, children or otherwise, under the flimsy guise of "satire".

A very common group of phrases you'll run into on this site include, but are not limited to, "faggot" and its synonyms, "retarded", "autistic", "nigger", and many, many, many other immature quips, which is reflective of the actual state of the site owner's mind - a teenager on the internet trying anything to get any kind of attention.

I got a link to a Closedverse Dramatica page on myself and boy, is it full of bullshit.

by Howdy-Howdy August 13, 2018