Jacob Cleansing

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.

"Oh, look who's finally typing... Prepare yourselves for a Jacob Cleansing boys."

by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018

ear cleaner

its when you fuck someone in the ear till its squeaky clean and polish it with your cum

jeez man i did the ear cleaner on my girl last night she will hear me now

by fagol 69696969696 December 10, 2018

Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

bell cleaner

a person who likes to lick bellends clean

yo bro look theres a bell cleaner eww

by cumlickinhobo5 August 6, 2019

Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

Colon

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants

by Shiftylou August 21, 2019

Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.

"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."

by Bens Da da March 14, 2020