Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.
1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates
by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022
by sartiniwenie6969 September 29, 2021
Literally a piece of paper, from the doctor or clinic, that shows you're "clean" and free of sexually transmitted diseases. Clean papers are usually presented in order to have sex without condoms, and not worry about catching anything.
I'd really like to Fuck you bareback, because it would feel amazing, but I'm worried about diseases. How about we both go get our clean papers so we can ditch the condoms?
by IrisGreene April 18, 2017
The term Barrel Cleaning is used to describe the action in which you use one of your fingernails to scrape the inside of your asshole clean. Generally done before anal sex.
"Where is Ian?" John asked. Bill responded: "I think he went to the bathroom, he said he was Barrel Cleaning."
by Drakesens1 March 17, 2014
A euphemism for masturbation; Origin: my brother was told to clean the fridge but instead went in his room to beat off...
by Starkgarean May 14, 2018
Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.
by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022