Birthday Cleaning

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.
"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!
by MattMat757 February 13, 2011
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clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)
- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection
by hazelnutbiscotti April 01, 2018
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Tweaker Cleaning

The act of vigorously deep cleaning something or some place while high or appearing to be high on methamphetamine or other stimulant.
I'm sorry I haven't got back to you about the power drill I have for sale. I started looking for it and ended up tweaker cleaning my entire basement.
by JessLoveAlways November 17, 2020
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clean press

Boy you're fucking ugly I'm about to clean press your ass!
by Butters29890 February 15, 2017
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clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.
Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?
by partyviking June 26, 2013
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COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive
You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.
by Dodeki April 04, 2020
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Clean And Safe

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.
1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates
by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022
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