Claude lemieux

transvestite frenchman turtle who occasionally played hockey in between selling his ass to arab queers

Fan #1: Us avalanche fans sure love Claude Lemieux eh?
Fan #2: Yeah, but not as much as I am going to love swallowing your seed tonight...

by claude lemieux August 2, 2008

lost cause

a sick ass song by billie eilish that is talking ab her stupid ass ex

person a: “have you heard lost cause?”

persob b: “omg yes it’s so fucking good”

by me.bitch June 2, 2021

Cause I'm Young

I phrase used by young people, similar to yolo who enjoy living and want to do everything that they can when they have the chance instead of missing the opportunity and behaving like old/middle aged people when they could be having fun.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.

Jack: I'm going to a party
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young

Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret December 23, 2012

causebrook

A teenie, who thinks that she looks mint and is incapable of telling the truth. She has minging hairstyles and looks like a retard. She is also a glory hunter and changes her styles as many times as the average person blinks but it is never nice. She acts like a slut and thinks that every man/boy is in love with her and wants to get with her. She also claims to be annorexic and belimic at the same time even though she sits there and stuffs her face with chocolate! she is blatantly lying. Her voice is so high pitched only sonar can pick it up!

she is such a causebrook

by the gingerer ninjerer May 3, 2008

claustrabation

derives from the word claustrabate, meaning to pleasure yourself in a confined space. ie; boot of a car, under the kitchen sink, in a suitcase etc etc

dude, i had the most amazing claustrabation session in the airing cupboard last nite

oh my god, i love to claustrabate in my mums womb

by obneb wobblytron June 3, 2009

Claussen

To take advantage of a dumber person, possibly sexually. The person targeted would be slower and give consent quickly.

Damn dude did you claussen her??
Ha.. dude you should def claussen tf out of that B.. She look like she got an IQ of 45.

by Urstin September 17, 2017

Uncle Claude

The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.

Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)

by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006