A man who is wrongly portrayed as evil. He was not evil, racism was simply a fact of life back then. He also didn’t kill all native Americans, most of them died by disease.
Keep Christopher Columbus day! He was a smart man who gave birth to the modern Western Hemisphere. None of us Americans would be here without him. He didn’t slaughter all the Natives, disease killed them.
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Dude this guy gave me a Christopher Columbus and I haven't been able to smell anything for two weeks.
by Soule187 June 18, 2008
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Get the Christopher Reeved mug.A sick fucking kid, Likes to hoop 20% of the time. What does he do with the other 80% u ask? Well he has a pretty large Cock, so he taps bad bitches on the regular. Xboxlive fans may know him as "Evilposidon", Atascocita High school kids may know him as "One-A-Week", All hoopers alike know him as "Fro", but this is my definition so everyone that isn't about ish can get the fuck. Christopher Hodges is known for his PornStar moves in them sheets cuz that nigga gets after that ish, and he is also know for his Greek God type body ;)
by Evilposidon October 11, 2011
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Get the christopher wiltsie mug.He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.
Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019
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