Hudson Catholic

An all boys high school located on Bergen Avenue in Jersey City, NJ. The school is for the students that did not want to write a stupid ass essay to get into rival school St. Peter's Prep. The school features all types of students and some strange teachers. The Principal looks like Peter Griffin.

WARNING! If you don't want to get Herpes from all of the geeky ass kids and homosexual wrestlers from St. Peters Prep. This is the school for you.

I went to Hudson Catholic to avoid getting Herpes.

by Mad Mop 22 December 12, 2008

Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school

Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

by Ripsmokedawg January 12, 2019

The Catholic Dance

making stuff up as you go along

the Catholics decided priests cant marry, and you cant eat meat on Friday

"damn, i forgot to do that current event for science class", "Just do The Catholic Dance, your teacher will never know you made it up."

by italian,black,and brown guy April 9, 2010

traditional Catholic

A Catholic who does not recognize the second Vatican council as valid and rejects its teachings. Traditional Catholics believe that the post-Vatican 2 church is "not real Catholic" and that they are the actual real Catholics.

Some traditional Catholics believe that the entire modern post-Vatican 2 church is infiltrated by Masons and Communists. Which most sane people find hard to believe.

My friend is a traditional Catholic who goes to the latin mass every Sunday and keeps telling me that the church i've always gone to is not real Catholic. Puh-leeease!!!

Dude you know Pope Benedict the 16th? He's a Masonic plant set out to destroy the Catholic church!

by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008

Drawing The Catholic Card

The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.

Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."

by Concerned Lampost. August 26, 2010

Saint David Catholic School

Saint David Catholic School is a place you go when you want your brain cells to brought to the brink of destruction and then have them shove their logic down your throat while they teach you some useless information in the most unenthusiastic way possible, then get ready to have to deal with some of the most annoying people in history as they continue to be mean to you for the next how ever long you've got left in that shit hole. but who could forget their lunch system witch has got to be one of the worst in the world..... let me explain. so how much do you think some expired milk, a cold burger, and a stale bag of chips's sounds huh whats that it sounds like shit well you haven't even heard the worst part all that costs $5 $6 if you want anything but a small frozen water and they have the assiduity to promote that they serve "gourmet meals". but over all i'd rate saint David a 2\10

guy1: hay that guy was such a peice of saint david catholic school

guy2: yeah i know

by the boy in the background x September 2, 2017

Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021