Carlos Coronado

The Mexican who lost his car.

Did you hear what happened to Carlos Coronado? I heard he lost his car again. I guess you can call him Car-Loss!

by ThouEggo May 8, 2022

carlos niggleson

a term referring to Quandale Dingles second cousin

also refers to a ziggle ahh child

"hey jamarius did you see carlos niggleson today, Zaquayquay was looking for him earlier on"

by Mr Identity Theft June 20, 2022

Carlos and Maria

In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.

Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.

Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.

by Black Uncle Phillip July 21, 2022

Carlos Gyat

When you see Carlos in the hall or at a place all you want to say is Gyat.

"GYAT I WANT HIS GYAT I WANT CARLOS GYAT"

by Drippy cock September 5, 2023

Carlos Mencia

A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.

Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 1, 2005

Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

Carlos The Fifth

noun, adj: the name of a creepy looking candy bar from Mexico, what you call someone that does something in a stupid or a homosexual manner.

Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.

by Stiffy Fedora November 12, 2012