Tree Cancer

In a combat sport like paintball or airsoft, or First Person Shooter like Call of Duty or Brothers In Arms, a person (usually a sniper or camper) who stays behind or takes refuge behind or near a tree. Conied by the US Army Sniper School.

Troy was a tree cancer when he stayed behind a tree and sniped for 20 minutes in Call of Duty.

by Hackermeyer March 29, 2009

Cancer Juice

All soft drinks, especially Coke Zero.

Robin: Hey, JP, I'm goin' down to Safeway. You want somethin'?
JP: Yeah, can you pick me up some cancer juice?

by Blobs January 10, 2009

cancer

A vicious person who is extremely negative and adversely affects the mood and demoralizes those around him/her. He/she cannot be fixed or changed and needs to be cut out of the system, or the pathetic nature of the person will spread like wildfire and create an everlasting hostile environment.

The director of international relations is cancer and needs to be canned. He whines like a baby, sabotages other's projects, and is flat-out an ingrate.

by Willy Bee November 26, 2007

cancer

a disease that already has a cure, but has not been released, and probably never will be due to the fact that the government are a bunch of stuck up ass wholes and are getting entirely too much money to stop now. This is also a form of population controll ,that could be purposely diagnosed to unfortunate babies at birth

Government: OMG! check out all this money were getting!! OH LOOK OVER THERE, so much population, set out the cancer again !

by bigman manley man April 26, 2006

cancer

Astrological symbol

"Your a cancer, i'm a sagidtaidararious. lets have sex"

by Brad March 12, 2003

cancer

A zodiac sign that represents a well-mannered, intelligent person. Usually tall and slender, Cancer's are well-rounded, committed, and appealing to the eye.

Rachel is sexy but smart. She must be a Cancer!

by corcor44 March 9, 2012

ass cancer

its when you have cancer, in your ass

Doctor: "you have ass cancer."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "ass cancer?!?!?"
Doctor: "it's uh... when you have cancer in your ass."
The Man Who Could Sit Anywhere: "oh my god, how could this happen?"
Doctor: "Think - have you been sitting anywhere radioactive lately?"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma October 26, 2017