Canada Dry

There are a few key steps to perform a canada dry
-Pour maple syrup in a woman's uterus then wait a few minutes
-Now pour the maple syrup out (into a bowl if you want some dope ass maple syrup)
-Now wait a few minutes for the syrup to dry
-Get your dick as dry as it can be and perform intercourse
-You should get the dryest stickest sensation in your life, it should feel like your dick is being skinned alive
-If you manage to climax yell "IT IS A LOVELY DAY WE'RE HAVING EH?" at the top of your lungs then apologise for everything you did

Max: Why the long face?

John: My wife tricked me into doing the Canada Dry.
Max: How?
John: She took the mape syrup and hid the lube while I was taking a shit
Max: Damn that's bad!

by apaver December 11, 2018

made in canada

absolutely hilarious, incredibly satirical show on CBC about a production company and the office politics involved. Same concept as the movie 'office space' but more intelligent and way way funnier. Rick Mercer, Peter Keleghan, Leah Pinsent star

made in canada is a little gem of canadian television

by it's like that, that's the way it is June 30, 2004

Canada's Chair

USA , United States of America. In reference to the USA being smaller in size and being located below Canada geographically.

Canada's Chair seems to be the most popular response to America's Hat. Another version is Canada's Diaper or Canada's Bottom Bitch.

by stilleavy April 14, 2010

Canadas History

When you pour maple syrup all over your balls and dip them in someones mouth while pissing up their nose and shitting on a Canadian flag

Yo i just saw a video online of someone giving a Canadas History to some slut

by Peter McPeterson February 4, 2010

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

Canada Time

A term generally used by idiots when they don't know that Canada has several different time zones, like most other places in the world. Most likely to be used by someone who is a complete dipshit, and fails at life!

We came at 9am, Canada Time, it's 11am now!

by buckinhere August 16, 2010

Canadas History

The act of inducing labor with a non-pregnant male with a hockey stick dipped in syrup.

Last week a friend of mine experienced Canadas History and was killed.

by projectA91 February 5, 2010