New Jersey Burrito Dog

When 2 gay men rub their penises together

Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

burrito breath

Used to describe a group of dirty peoples from a certain region south of the United States. As heard on "South Park".

A cluster of immigrants who loiter in front of hardware stores waiting for gainful employment.

"My Taco Bell dinner would have tasted a whole lot better if a burrito breath would have prepared it."

"When is that burrito breath going to come to my house to fix my leaky roof? Oh, I forgot that I needed to pick him up at the 7-11."

by S. Fernandez July 15, 2006

estómago burrito

When a fat person has a gut that hangs over their penis, they fold the gut into a burrito shape. Once this has been done they proceed to masturbate into the "estómago burrito." When they are done they fill the rest of the space with meat, cheese, lettuce. (and sometimes poop)

Andy: "man look at that fat guys gut!"
Me: "dude he could estómago burrito that thing!"

by Andrew Lawrence January 26, 2007

Double burn burrito

Take a condom and put Icy-hot or bengay inside and outside of the condom and proceed to have sex with it.
this act can either be done with a hetero or homosexual partnership.

Joe wanted to have a double burn burrito with Chris to take their relationship to the next level.

Dude I double burn burritoed a chick last night and now my dick will be out of commission for a month.

by Ninjaman2000 January 23, 2010

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.

by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013