BREAD LEGS

The way an often unwashed woman walks when she has a nasty yeast infection

"Look at the bread legs on that, someone give her some soap for crying out loud"

by The S.A.R.S. INITIATIVE May 14, 2003

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Bread on the door frame

An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).

A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"

C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."

by F.Flobius February 19, 2015

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Bread Eye

(Like Pink-Eye) - To fart through a ham sandwich into ones eye and cause seepy,swollen, very red eyes.A.K.A shite eye

"Here mate, i just gave your slutty bitch a bread eye!"

"I gave you a wholemeal shite eye."

by David Nobel May 20, 2009

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bread basket

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

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A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.

"John did a bread-maker to Sally, and now it burns when she urinates."

by Davy Daniels June 11, 2006

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