bread head

when a man's hair is too long on top and it rises like fresh baked bread.

Did you see Joe's hair today? yeah, he's got bread head.

bread head by Joey BeefBuicker July 23, 2010

BREAD LEGS 

The way an often unwashed woman walks when she has a nasty yeast infection

"Look at the bread legs on that, someone give her some soap for crying out loud"

BREAD LEGS by The S.A.R.S. INITIATIVE May 14, 2003

Bread on the door frame 

An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).

A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"

C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."

Bread on the door frame by F.Flobius February 19, 2015

Bread Eye

(Like Pink-Eye) - To fart through a ham sandwich into ones eye and cause seepy,swollen, very red eyes.A.K.A shite eye

"Here mate, i just gave your slutty bitch a bread eye!"

"I gave you a wholemeal shite eye."

Bread Eye by David Nobel May 20, 2009

bread basket 

The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.

Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.

bread basket by MomarVanDerCamp February 28, 2011

bread-maker

A sexual act performed by a man to a woman, in which he performs anal sex on her, shortly followed by vaginal sex, with the intended consequence being the development of a yeast infection by the woman.

"John did a bread-maker to Sally, and now it burns when she urinates."

bread-maker by Davy Daniels June 11, 2006

Bread Roll 

Rhyming slang for rectum (roll - hole)

Ah shit, my girlfriends dickhead brother is calling over, pain in the bread roll!

Bread Roll by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008