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Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have
Sex Bragger: I have lots of sex. You have no sex.
(everyone claps)
by O' Chungus February 1, 2024
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Sex Bragger

One who brags about how much sex they have.
Person: (Makes a compelling argument)
Sex Bragger: That's a decent point, unfortunately you have no sex. I have lots of sex.
(everyone starts clapping)
Sex Bragger: Thank you, Thank you very much!
by Pingas Khan February 1, 2024
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Autism Bragging

Conspicuously highlighting 'neurodivergency' or autism or 'being on the spectrum' to an audience for personal gain.

Often used by those who are high in status and want to contrast their success with some form of hardship in order to get more credit or acclaim, or to appear as some sort of savant not affected by crass social movements, social contagion, or faddish popular opinions
There is Bob autism bragging again to investors to try to get more money for his hedge fund.
by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024
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Eulogy Bragging

Making a very public eulogy for a famous person in order to highlight your proximity, relationship, or familiarity to them upon their death (often to get attention for yourself).
When that famous painter Jack died, all his kids friends were eulogy bragging on facebook about how influential he was to them and tagging his son so that everyone knows they knew him personally!
by Human Peacocking February 25, 2024
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Elijah Bragg

an honest German that hates Jews. Elijah Bragg hates them with a passion.
Elijah Bragg really hates those Jewish people.
by BOBOTHEHOBOZC April 30, 2024
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law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.
Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."
by zettaishojo April 4, 2014
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Mr. Bragg

Mr. Bragg is a very weird teacher, he's nice and all but his lessons are very boring and down right odd. He mainly works as a Science teacher. When most people think of him all they think about is that one time he made everybody sniff things and burn things with a bunsen burner. He's face looks like a muffin, like mosquitos have bitten him 100 times. We never question what he actually does though, I'd rather not know.
Person: You know Mr. Bragg

Me: Yea, he's really weird.
by CHiLlIcheesEfri August 12, 2018
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