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MADISON BARON

THE PRETTIEST MOST STUNNING DROP DEAD GORGEOUS BITCH EVER EVEN IF SHE SAYS SHES NOT!?🥰🥰🥰
by ILOVEROBLEX May 28, 2019
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Boon

1). A person that sucks at life and pretty much everyting else.

2). An Object of extreme dislike, or extreme awesomeness.

~ "Boon" can be used in many ways. For example, just plain, boon, booning, booner, and many more. Such as, booned, boonified, or, boonificated.

~ Many people tend to believe that "Boon" is just a common re-word of the more popular internet term "nooB", but on the contary, "Boon" was actually in the book, way back when cavement invented the first video games with puppets made out of feces, bones, sticks, and other materials, which were then used to re-inact ideas that the cave people thought up in their primative brains.

~ The act of "Booning" is actualy what is believed by christians from the bible to have brought the immaginary being "Jesus Christ" into existence when Mother Mary was "Booned in the Booner" By an angel.
Man you are such a boon..
im going to boon you in the rectum!
look at that boon!
lets go boon killing!
Im going to boon her face off tonight!
What the BOON man, what the boon.
DUDE look at that MASSIVE BOON!
I Hate Boons..

I just Booned that Boon in the Booning Booner mother Booner. BOON YEAH!
by Nathandavidandalex June 19, 2008
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boon

Boon , to completly mess somthing up.
Boon Happens, Doin a boon.
by Tony Gough December 3, 2007
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Beer Baron

An individual who has been granted the title of Baron for their heroic actions involving the consumption of large quantities of beer. This individual usually is the last one standing after a long night of consuming cases of beer.

Requirements to obatain the title of Baron:
drink 400 fl. oz. of beer within 2 hours, drunk dial a few people, listen to ipod to recharge, have a partner punch you in the face for strength, repeat for another 2 hours(best achieved on empty stomach)
Daniel: Did you drink that whole case of Shiners last night?
Nick: I think I did.
Daniel: And a case of Samuel L. Jacksons?
Nick: I vaguely remember doing so.
Daniel: And a 12 pack of Bud?
Nick: For breakfast... before I past out.
Daniel: I grant you the title of Beer Baron.
by Nickplease01xxx January 6, 2009
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Boon

by the boonster February 6, 2009
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Boon

An adjective to describe someone big or muscular.
Jeff: Check that guy he is massive.
Abdul: Dam straight bitch he's a rite boon.

Jeff: Theres Arni.
Abdul: Booooooooooon.
by Appollo January 6, 2009
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boon

To go down on a girl whos pubic region creates a view of a David Boon style moustache on your face.
by Joey Negro October 13, 2010
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