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by Imboredleavemealone December 21, 2019
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A sort of water skiing without skis. An EXTREME form of water skiing.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
To barefoot you need to be:
1) Farely crazy or brave.
2) Have good medical coverage.
3) Be going about 50 miles an hour behind a boat.
To succeed it is possible - but extremely difficult - to get up out of the water behind a boat with no skiis on and ultimately barefoot. The boat must be able to accelerate quickly or you will come close to drowning.
You can start out with one ski - slalom - and drop the ski once the boat gets up to speed. You can use two skiis and drop them both but this looks very girly and if you did decide to do it, you might ball yourself out - if you are a guy - with one of the skiis racking your jewels from being dropped improperly.
Max: "Bill wants to try barefoot today; can the boat go fast enough?"
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
Scott: "Of course it can go fast enough dwanker it has a 500 hp inboard!"
Doug: "I'll call the ambulance."
by psiscott2000 April 27, 2006
Get the barefoot mug.Hey Jack let's go to McDonalds barefoot after frolfing.
Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."
Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."
Friend one:"I'm gonna be so high after this blunt."
Friend two: "Yeah man we're gonna be barefoot."
by Beer time October 10, 2014
Get the Barefoot mug.A public call out asking to have sex on Social Media sites, most commonly done on FaceBook. The person posts that they are bored as fuck on the site and then waits for Inbox messages, post likes and comments to see who it reeled in and then they try to set up meeting to have sex with the person they desire most.
by Spelling Beotch February 19, 2016
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a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
a sex goddess who is a "lady on the street but a freak in the bed". she suppresses her nymphomania by cooking gourmet and unreplicable meals.
by clairebear31 May 6, 2010
Get the barefoot contessa mug.A an orgasm, usually fake, that occurs when one is bored to death having sex with someone they'd much rather not be with.
During sex with her boring husband, Mary managed to squeeze out a boredgasm, just to get over having sex with him, so that she could go on to her other activities of the day.
by annieoakley March 1, 2010
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