Bork

That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.

Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.

Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.

The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”

"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"

"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."

by ghostdancer May 9, 2022

Bock

A yorkshire term for shit, coined from the Portuguese beer with a shitty smell.

I was shagging this lass up the arse and I got bock cock!

Two seconds mate, I need a super bock

by sevenracoon May 13, 2022

Boqcklisted

An event that occurs as a result of thrussy inflammation. Other side effects include cancelled tours and Mexican pizza shortages.

Doja Cat got boqcklisted after tonsil (or thrussy) inflammation and likely ruined her career.

by Austins_2nd_G_Spot June 29, 2022

Bockies

A word meant for parents to say to their kids when they put something gross in their mouth

Mom: oh no honey, get that shit out your mouth, it's bockies

by Buttdiddler690 June 1, 2022

borchiff

A surfboard (also bodyboard, or any board, but usually referring to one mostly used on water).

me: Hey you got any sweet borchiffs today?
dude: Hold on let me check. No sorry, we're all out of those today.
me: OK thanks.

by borchiff June 7, 2022

Barcke

The sound a dog makes

Elaina’s not smart so I tell her to barcke

by Bootymucher 101 September 11, 2022

Bockerson

A filler word for nearly every year meaning (often sexual). Has various meanings, can be used interchangeably in a lot of scenarios.

“Hey did you go to the pumkin bockerson?”
Or more commonly:
“My bockerson hurts!”

Dude that guys bockerson was pretty awesome, He hit that bockerson pretty dang good.

by Vermtheworm October 6, 2022