snaggle boot

A snaggle boot is another word for a loose or trashed vagina

Fuck dude,your sister's snaggle boot has seen better days. It's fucking done.

by Random C April 3, 2009

dirty boot

A dirty boot is a sex act of shitting in an old boot and using it as a pocket pussy for masturbation

doing a dirty boot is better than regular sex

by unknown1artist October 17, 2019

Lay down the boltz

Used as a slang for getting shit straight. Vigilante justice or a fight so intense that the winner radiats badass

holy shit he like to lay down the boltz on shit talkers

by J.C. Radegast June 26, 2009

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

boortz

n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.

Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

boot stomp

the process of stomping some one with your timberlands on.

i boot stomped that shawtys face ; cause she hada side peice

by hoodddrat January 18, 2009

boot

1. something that is ghetto
2. poor
3. cheap ("boot"leg)

Those shoes is boot.

by ray March 16, 2003