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Granite Bones 

A person who has bones made of granite, implying that said person breaks everything he touches. See also hammer hands
Granite bones was here, now i have to fix everthing
Granite Bones by HumBabe March 6, 2005

Brookelle Bones 

The coolest scene queen to ever walk the earth. Tons of people try to pose as her.
Hey, who's that awesome looking girl?

Oh, that's just Brookelle Bones.

boneshiner

(1) A person who wastes time chronically.
(2) A person who chronically Masturbates.
(3) Or, Both.
"What you mean you can't get your work done? You're just a freakin' boneshiner."

"Dude, y'all'r a professional boneshiner."
boneshiner by Mike Melton June 11, 2006

Gay Bones 

When something is gay to the core.

Either definition of gay can be used as long as it is extreme.
Keith: Dude where's Dietrich?

Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.

Keith: That's gay-bones.

Example 2

Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?

Dave: No way

Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.
Gay Bones by amsarias February 22, 2011

neck bones 

neckbones- black people soup;neckbones are usually boiled with potatoes and seasoned to perfection,and is usually eaten with cornbread.
open the pack of neck bones,put them in a pot of water,let the water boil,season the nec kbones,after the've boiled for about 45 minutes add potatoes.

neck bones are inexpensive unless you buy the family pack!

little girl-mama what you cookin' for dinner?
mama-some neck bones,potatoes,and cornbread now walk to the store and get a big pop for dinner.

(neck bones are most likely very meaty)
neck bones by sidney kinney July 3, 2006
Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.
Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.
dry bones by Joseph Oliva February 7, 2008