Doc-Blocked

Being the patient and "Cock-Blocked" by your own doctor, by way of being able to be treated by other doctors, preventing proper and further treatment that may improve the life of the patient.

"OMG, my Dr. just Doc-Blocked me! The Dr. called the other specialist and downplayed my condition!"

by DrGimmeTheNews July 20, 2021

Scott Blocked

When a douche bag wrecks your joke to try to levitate himself as the golden child by snitching to the boss

Example: I tried to give all a good laugh the other day, but got Scott Blocked by a nerd at work.

by Charlie K. July 28, 2021

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Soc Blocked

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media

She just Soc Blocked you dude

by JonSturtz23 February 11, 2022

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022

Peacock blocked

When a show gets pulled off Hulu or other streaming service to go behind the paywall.

Dang, they pulled Brooklyn 99 off Hulu. I totally got peacock blocked.

by Lawbster September 11, 2022

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022