Chad's Mom : Where is Chad & Lydia at?
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Wife : Probably in the bedroom! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Damn Lydia you are so hot just look at you petite little body soft Strawberry Blonde hair! Mmm!
Lydia : Thanks Chad I have Strawberry Blonde pussy hair too see!
Chad : Wow you sure do I bet you would like me to rub my dick on it?
Lydia : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Chad : Ahh so soft OOPS it went in your pussy silly me!
Lydia : Is my big brother gonna cum for me?
Chad : Well yeah that's the idea! DUH!
Lydia : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Chad's Mom : OH MY GOD CHAD QUIT FUCKING YOUR SISTER!
Chad : Uh she's my step sister you dumbass! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Lydia : Oh Chad your the best big brother ever! Uhhh! Uhhh!
Chad's Mom : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : Sorry mom I have a fetish for petite Strawberry Blonde girls, Oh God Im gonna cum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Well would you look at that a Strawberry Blonde creampie!
Chad's Dad : How's my little girl it's been way too long OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad's Mom : CHAD YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOUR MARRIED! (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : Chill assholes this isn't the first time I fucked another woman!
Chad's Wife : I wish I was a petite Strawberry Blonde! (sniff) (sniff)
by SlopNChop December 2, 2018
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by bballsta49 March 11, 2009
Get the Blond*Star mug.An Asian, typically a girl, who often has "blonde moments" and is considered "blonde on the inside." This doesn't take away from their intellect or make them any less Asian.
Even though Shay is reall smart she's such a Blonde Asian. She usually doesn't understand jokes until five minutes later!
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Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites, usually brown hair brown eyes,) decent.Since millions are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just white for simplicity sake.
Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms. Both groups know each other differnece .Now that there is hair dye, as well contacts, hair color and eyes color is not really see as significant.
Unmixed blonde, have yellow hair, blue eye. Skin texture is somewhat yellow to dark yellow orange color, not to much hair on body, little thin hair on eye brows.Many may have many freckles on body arms and face.Usually heavy mixed with southern Euro's(Whites), probably more than what South American Indian are mixed with Spanish(Whites, usually brown hair brown eyes,) decent.Since millions are mixed, usually they refer to themselves as whites, only having blue eye with dark hair or blonde hair with brown eyes. Blonde hair with blue eyes are sometimes reffered to as blonde,Ethnic Identity just white for simplicity sake.
Becuase of TV brought the world closer together, there is more of a subliminial agreement that these two groups are in the same race and ethnic Identity, since both groups have same Head structure, rounds eyes, thin lips, big hands, long legs long arms. Both groups know each other differnece .Now that there is hair dye, as well contacts, hair color and eyes color is not really see as significant.
Many variations under Blonde race(caucasian). Could just be seen as tribes. Some are big with a full milk complexion, some are small diffrent complexion showing more of a yellow color and thiner head structure. Many countries under caucasian, and every country could say, you look armenian, you look Italian, you look German, you look Spanish, you look Russian, but all just under one race name, Caucasian
by Bryan1 July 22, 2006
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Get the coconut blonde mug.A white female rapper originally born in Monroe, Louisiana but is now based in Houston, Texas. She goes by the stage name "Dumb Blonde" as well as "Dumb Blonde Rapper." She has numerous singles such as her most popular song "Realistic Nightmare." Other songs include "Caged," "Cray Cray," and "Monsta ft K-Rino."
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Person2: *points and laughs* You dumass
Person3: Jesus whats wrong with him
Person2: He had a bonde moment
Person2: *points and laughs* You dumass
Person3: Jesus whats wrong with him
Person2: He had a bonde moment
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