third eye blind

a mixture of bad 90s pop sounds with horniness. its quite lovely actually.

semi charmed kind of life is a good song by third eye blind.

by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

Blind Marlin

When a girl is giving you head, you pull it out and shoot it in her eyes and curl your finger into a hook and drag her by her mouth.

Guy #1 did you do anything funny on your honeymoon?
Guy #2 yeah i gave her the blind marlin

by dudeguy511 August 2, 2009

BLINC

Pronounced "blink" refers to the act of ejaculating inside of a chick without using a condom.

BLow Inside No Condom - BLINC

"I raw dawged this chick last night in the back of her dad's Bentley, so I obviously BLINCed to impregnate."

"Her puss was so tight I couldn't pull out in time to prevent BLINCage."

"After shreding nar pow on the mountain today I slayed nar cougar puss on the bathroom stall floor and BLINCed because she was on her period. It looked like a civil war battle field when I was done."

by SNP^2 March 8, 2010

blind

To get so intoxicated that you can hardly see. Usually chanted by lads between midday and 3 O'Clock on a match day!

Let's get blind, Let's get blind, Let's get blind!

by Marvo July 7, 2005

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 23, 2008

Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.

I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.

by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009

church bling

Bling seen at church. For example: golden crosses, silver candlesticks, fancy scepters, funny hats or decorated robes.

Look at all the church bling in here. They're not collecting money for the poor - they're probably getting spinnaz for the popemobile.

by KJS September 18, 2006