An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.
Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.
by horseblanket69 March 05, 2020
A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.
by martybrown November 22, 2012
The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"
by danzig1984 March 16, 2011
When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.
Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.
by Capt._Awsome September 24, 2020
When you see someone in public that you don't like you run up behind them and throw a blanket over their head so they can't see and you beat the living shit out of them.
by Fukumf February 18, 2020
The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.
Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.
by XxXBennyBooXxX March 28, 2019