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Bender

Calling someone a 'Bender' is calling them either bisexual or a gender-bender, and the best thing about this word is that you don't have to decide which one it is! If you use it as an insult for banter without context, it means both simultaneously, meaning that you just cracked out a double whammy of an insult over your mate's head.
Ben: "I just want a cute and sweet girlfriend."

Michael: "I'm cute and sweet."

Ralph: "He said 'girlfriend' Michael you bender."
by SnexuSakesGlaz May 10, 2021
mugGet the Bendermug.

Neck Bender

When you get suplex snapped and your neck doesn't break in half.
Deadpool really knows how to give an inch and pull a neck bender.
by EddieBrock5 September 3, 2023
mugGet the Neck Bendermug.

BV on a bender

Bacterial viagnosis, at its peak.
Bv on a bender; Well a bender is a big fa party, so the BV is popping off.
by BV on a bender aka disco minge October 10, 2020
mugGet the BV on a bendermug.

Bender

a homosexual male, who typically bends over other males, no matter their sexuality
oh fucking hell mate, its that bender again! remember last time when he bent you over?
by AR544 January 28, 2022
mugGet the Bendermug.

Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle
Tis time for the Quarterly Bender
by JenCn February 21, 2023
mugGet the Quarterly Bendermug.

bender

A person who does not know how to appropriately handle social situations, and tends to masturbate so furiously that their penis becomes somewhat "bent" to a particular direction.
"Hey man, did you see that bender over there?"
"Yeah, I have heard his cock is bent to the right! I think he may also be on the spectrum."
by agentsmith2181 June 3, 2017
mugGet the bendermug.

buffet bender

When a person usually your uncle bends you over the kitchen table and buttfucks you
You: Yeah me uncle did the 'ole buffet bender on me last night

Friend: wtf?
by crusadesraids August 19, 2022
mugGet the buffet bendermug.

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